virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke


Mon, Oct 20 via, source , 160,349 notes
*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

Sat, Oct 18 via, source , 67,419 notes
reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

Sat, Oct 18 via, source , 406,081 notes

sumoswine:

In some countries, they call him “Wally”, but in others, they have a different name…

sketch_dailies #31 - CARMEN SANDIEGO


Sat, Oct 18 via, source , 59,872 notes
art;

Blake Lively answers 73 fun questions [x]



HEY I REALLY LOVE YOU OKAY BYE

So I have just deleted 20k e-mails from Tumblr…



averagefairy:

shout out to zits around the mouth/nose for keeping me humble. every time i start to think i’m cute they show up and remind me to stay grounded. thanks.


wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience


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